koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

punchself:

temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game